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And Still More Wal-Mart!
 

He is like a parachute slowing down that drag-racer!! Seriously, pick the kid up or buy
him the candy bar he wants. I'm not sure what point you are trying to make by dragging
him across the floor of a Walmart.
 

What the...?
 

I'm confused, and none of its good. The hair says 1940's, the shoes say 55 year old man,
that shirt says I'm a male figure-skater, and those shorts are not saying anything because
she is suffocating them to death.  Tennessee
 

I can neither confirm nor deny that she is Storm from X-Men.  Missouri
 
 

(1) Sweet hat. (2) Sweeter sideburns. (3) Yes I believe it's Voodoo.  Florida
 

I have a great idea! I'm going to dress up my llama as the Easter Bunny to
freak out and confuse all of the little kids. Seriously, where does one come
up with the idea of dressing up their llama to take to Walmart? Pennsylvania
 

This guy is the Ringleader at the circus known as Walmart.
 

They don't make a "Sorry I exposed myself to everyone at the family reunion"
card………trust me I've looked.  Maine
 

He's wearing a.... trash bag… as a skirt. I can't even fathom a reason why!  
"Well maybe it was some sort of an emergency." Who knows what he is going
to use the Tupperware for.   Oklahoma
 

Its not her fault; that guy's fabulous rat tail makes all the girls pull their skirts
up.  California
 

Oh yea, she's a winner!  Utah
 

Fortunately for this lady, the tiger guy was not at the same Walmart.  Maine
 

It's like a garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs.  Georgia
 

This is either the ugliest woman ever, the worst cross-dresser ever, or a guy
that is really bad at choosing gender appropriate clothes. Maybe it's all three
– an ugly woman, cross-dressing as a man, who can't pick out manly clothes.
Texas
 

Well the bleach I poured in my eyes earlier obviously didn't do the trick
because I still see this…. I'm switching to Drano. Must be Hunt County Texas
 

I'm so jealous! I have been looking for a sail to put on my 1990 station wagon
for years!  But seriously, if you are going to have a sail on your car, why
don't you have a pirate flag up?  Virginia
 
 

This lady looks like she woke up in an alley somewhere in Mexico and had the urge to get
to a Walmart inmediatamente.  Look at the stupid shoes and the ripped stockings!!  
South Carolina
 

HA! I can't believe this guy has an ex-wife.  Idaho
 

Create your own caption.  I'm in the middle of pouring bleach into my eyes
again.  West Virginia
 

This guy looks like he just had sex with a rainbow inside a bag of Skittles.
Oklahoma
 

This guy looks like a real life Dr. Seuss character!  Texas
 

Dear Rapunzel, what hair!!  Ohio
 

Unfortunately they don't make a decal of the skank in the trailer next door who
broke up the family, so mommy had to get creative. They all seem so happy!
Nebraska
 

Hell no, we ain't got no gays down here in Texas!  What's that? Oh, yeah, I
made this vest myself. Looks good don't it?  Texas
 

It looks like Penn, but it doesn't look like Teller, but then again they are
comedic magicians so I'm not gonna fall for that old trick.  Virginia
 

Larry, buddy, let me give you a quick piece of advice. Don't advertise your
autobody business on a crusty old 1988 red, white, and blue Dodge Caravan
with missing hub caps. That would be like Gold's Gym passing out size 6XL
t-shirts.  Minnesota
 

Let forget the fact that an actual John Deere tractor likely runs better, faster,
and costs more. Don't you think that you could have put bigger antlers on your
ride though?  Kentucky

(1) What man wears a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? (2) What company would
make a pink fuzzy spider hoodie?  Utah
 

I'm sure Chevrolet is pumped for the free marketing you're giving them. I'm
thinking about buying one right now just because your truck spells quality.
West Virginia
 

I'm pretty sure muscular guys that constantly work out try to find the most
ridiculous clothes to wear in public so they can beat up a smart-ass like me
who would ask him for my aunt's outfit from 1987 back.  Arkansas
 

The good news is I think we found Marilyn Manson. The bad news is we
might have actually found Marilyn Manson.  Alabama
 

The buttons go in the front, pal.  Texas