On Sat, Oct 31, 2009 at 7:51 PM, Keith Christopher <ycatynot69@yahoo.com> wrote:
Glad to see you made it back, JJ.Now, where's my t-shirt?
From: JJ <mrjowojo2@gmail.com>
To: + <mrjowojo@gmail.com>
Sent: Sat, October 31, 2009 8:36:43 PM
Subject: LEO2 Blond Jokes
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'(Q) Why don''t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!
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'Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen.',
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'How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.',
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'This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years,I tell you years" she replied. " Thats no answer, you have to specify how long has he been intimate with you." "I don''t know exactly, its average, about six inches"',
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'A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt, and the horse starts to take off at a reasonable speed. She is having fun, and decides she wants to go a little faster, so she kicks the horses butt, and the horse goes just a little faster. All of a sudden Vikki begins to lose her grip on the reigns of the horse and she begins to fall off, she starts screaming but the horse seemingly unoticing its rider continues... Now Vikki is grabbing on the the horses mane when she beigns to feel tired and her grip starts to fail. The blond lets go of the horses mane, only to get her foot caught in the saddle. So now she is riding along, the horse unnoticing and Vikki''s head is beating against the ground over, and over, and over. She almost loses conscience when the Wal-Mart manager runs out and turns off the horse..
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'Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She had to pull her own pants down.
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'A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry we don''t sell to blondes," he replied.She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told thesalesman, "I would like to buy this TV.""Sorry we don''t sell to blondes," he replied."Darn, he recognized me," she thought.She went for a complete disguise this time. A new haircut and newcolor, a new outfit, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry we don''t sell to blondes," he replied.Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I''m a blonde?""Because that''s a microwave," he replied..
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'One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?',
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'What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they''re screwed!',
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'A blonde walked into a doctor''s office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened?The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, so first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don''t want to ruin it. So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don''t want to ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don''t want to ruin them! So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud!"',
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' 'What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.',
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'A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical."What''s wrong?" her mum, (another blonde) asked."My boyfriend''s just dropped me!" wailed the blonde.Her mother nodded wisely and started to tell her all about the birds and the bees."No mum," the blonde interrupted. "You don''t understand - I can fuck and suck with the best of them, but he says I can''t cook!"',
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'Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen',
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'Q: Why couldn''t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.',
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, 'A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver--"PULL OVER!""NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"',
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'Q: What''s the difference between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.',
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'What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.',
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.Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.',
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, 'How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.',
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