Please help me in this ..

Please help me settle a dispute. A friend of mine says these sheets are Egyptian cotton. I say, no way............they're definitely Pima cotton......named after the Pima Indians in Arizona . The cotton is long staple due to long growing season. What a total dumbass...Egyptian cotton, I wonder what the hell he's been smoking?!! What the hell was that dumbass looking at. Obviously, doesn't know shit about cotton!!! When you're RIGHT, you're RIGHT, and that's all there is to it!!!

See, now what did I tell you!!!