LEO2 16 Of The Best Coffee "Quotes"

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16 Of The Best Coffee "Quotes"
 
 

A morning without coffee is like sleep.
-Author Unknown

Way too much coffee.  But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
-David Letterman

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
-Author Unknown

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-Alphonse Allais

Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin!
-Author Unknown

Forever:  Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
-Author Unknown

I don't have a problem with caffeine.  I have a problem without caffeine!
-Author Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
-T.S. Eliot

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
-Conan O'Brien

Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino…Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup.
-Denis Leary

I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.
-From the television show Will and Grace

funny_coffee.jpg funny coffee image by khayteabug

Coffee falls into the stomach … ideas begin to move, things remembered arrive at full gallop … the shafts of wit start up like sharp-shooters, similies arise, the paper is covered with ink …
-Honoré de Balzac

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Ronald Reagan

Some quotes for those of us who spend too much time in front of the computer:

C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?
-Author Unknown

C:>COFFEE.COM error.  Contact programmer J. Valdez.
-Author Unknown

COFFEE.SYS Not Found:  User startup disabled.
-Author Unknown

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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