LEO2 WALMART SHOPPERS

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Some day I'm going to open one of the se forwards and find a picture of someone I know.  Take notes and don't let it be you. Those shoes are not blue nor are the y suede.         How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?         Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section.         "What are you wearing sexy?" -Cowboy boots. "Ya, that's hot." - Pink velour pants. "Ya I like that." - a little green baby girl hoodie. "Oh damn, that sounds sexy." - and I kinda look like Gallagher. "Oh ya.wait.what?"         Let's run through my rock star list.. Mullet? - check; big sunglasses? - check; heart shaped tattoo? - u know I love my mom; Cut jean shorts? - are the re any o the r type of shorts?; wife beater tied at the midriff - check; One White Sock , One Black Sock? - Check;... He is an official ROCK STAR!         I think I just sharted.         WTF??? Is that a soccer ball?  A map of the solar system?  The structure of a sub-atomic particle?         I have absolutely no idea what to say.         Is that a gangster leotard?         Everyone loves the man in the yellow go-go boots!         Nice purse!         Do you see the flame shoes buddy? That means I will not think twice about karate chopping you Into the middle of next week!         AHH! I love the frozen food section. It tingles!         Umm. Excuse me, sir.         At least the purse matches, right?         Rawr.         No, honey, it's an ancient Egyptian symbol of prosperity, I swear!         I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.         Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink short-shorts in the ir wardrobe, right?         I have the same outfit, only in red.         Just in case you had the urge.         Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.         An old man with breasts.  Now that's a new one!

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