Two reasons to have a Waylon Jennings airbrushed jean jacket…….
(1) You are Waylon Jennings and a creepy fan gave it to you,
and….Well....
I just can't think of another reason.
I'm not a mother,
but I'm pretty sure there are more appropriate ways
to breast feed than just letting your kid swing from your tit
while you push your cart up and down
the aisles looking for lampshades.
Oregon
Maybe someone should let this guy know
he isn't a guido in South Jersey circa 1989.
Colorado
"Hey PoWM,
how do you know if someone
has too much time on their hands?"
Great question.
Well, a terrific start
would be to spot the person
who created their own moronic shirt
to distract people from
the absolutely awful mess
they created on their head.
Virginia
That's pretty "gutsy"
of her to just form the line
wherever she pleases
in complete disregard
of the sign.
Florida
The good news is he matched his shoes with his accessories,
the bad news is that they were out of pink assless chaps
to go with his pink purse.
Nevada
Yeah he knows your
checking out his caulk and hardware.
On a side note, this guy kind of looks like
Brad Pitt if he was placed
in a "People of Walmart"
photo shoot.
Oklahoma
Should we be thanking him for keeping outbreak
over there on such a heavy-duty chain,
or should we call someone to come and do something?
I feel the latter is more appropriate.
Unknown
Oh sorry buddy,
I didn't know you were in such a hurry to go shopping for a new TV
that you had to haul ass out of the trailer without a shirt or pair of shoes.
I'm pretty sure Vizio decided to make more than one TV to sell,
but what do I know, right?
Oklahoma
Don't worry Garfield ,
looks like you're not the only one
who hates Mondays.
Tennessee
C'mon, even your mohawk
is sloppy and unkempt.
Connecticut
Do You?
Recommend do I, not putting Yoda
on your jacket when short you are.
Missouri
Warning: Education not included.
Ohio
That is not even close to being a natural color.
I'm pretty sure that it had to be invented in a lab somewhere
by mixing alien saliva, Smurf blood, and ecstasy.
Florida
He's like the Energizer Bunny!
He Keeps Pimpin' and Pimpin' and Pimpin'!
Florida
The wedgie is particularly effective as a bullying type prank
as it is both painful and humiliating.
Maryland
It's true what they say,
"The good ones are either married or under house arrest."
Just our luck.
Illinois
Hey, maybe when you are big and bald you shouldn't wear a onesie………
unless that is actually a gigantic baby.
Oklahoma
Hey Cletus, here's a Muppet News Flash…….
dem bucks can't see you
I'm not sure if that is a waxing or waning gibbous,
but I do know that you don't need an astronomer
to point out that moon.
Louisiana
I am going through so many different levels of confusion with this guy….
Ohio
And you wonder why I hate surprise parties.
Everyone is mean,
and I always end up leaving
scarred for life.
Ohio
Thanks for the sneak peek of your beef.
Florida
Whoooooo wishes he was gangster but is a huge dork?
SPONGE DOUCHE NO FRIENDS!
Minnesota
I'm not sure what is going on here.
The only reasonable explanation is that Hello Kitty
and Rainbow Brite somehow had a crazy child
together.
Arizona
Wow, nothing says
"I know how to make friends"
like a shirt that incorporates computers
AND
farting!
Ohio
You should see the other guy
who was on the receiving end of Ric Flair's
knife edge chop….
Wooooooo!
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