.
__._,_.___
.Did you hear that Phil Mickelson called Elin Nordegren?
- He asked her for some tips on beating Tiger.
The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."
Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They're clubs you can beat Tiger with.
What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?
Tiger's other women aren't misstresses. They're provisionals.
Did you hear Nike's new motto? Just do me.
Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
Tiger has a new movie coming out. It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
Stephen Colbert: "Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress."
Conan O'Brien: "One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express."
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.
Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway. Rock me.
Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.
Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger's spraying his balls everywhere.
It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.
Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.
What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT
Given Tiger's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?
Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.
First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?
Tiger Wood's shirt is all red- problem is, there's no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.
- He asked her for some tips on beating Tiger.
The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."
Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They're clubs you can beat Tiger with.
What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?
Tiger's other women aren't misstresses. They're provisionals.
Did you hear Nike's new motto? Just do me.
Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
Tiger has a new movie coming out. It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
Stephen Colbert: "Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress."
Conan O'Brien: "One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express."
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.
Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway. Rock me.
Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.
Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger's spraying his balls everywhere.
It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.
Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.
What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT
Given Tiger's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?
Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.
First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?
Tiger Wood's shirt is all red- problem is, there's no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.
__._,_.___
--
________GROUP INFO____________
#1- All replies are now being sent to the whole group.
#2- Everyone has different taste in humor and adult items.
So if you see something you don't like... use the delete key
on your keyboard,thats what it is there for.
OR
UNSUBSCRIBE from the group.
This is an Adult Group and you can expect anything here.
#3- Please refrain from posting Illegal items.That means NO PAYSITES.
And NO POSTINGS of links to other google or yahoo groups.
#4- I feel that if you want to be a good member you will follow the rules.
Like the group.Tell your friends about us.
The more the merrier.
Thanks
The LEO Group
~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~
0 comments:
Post a Comment