LEO2 Naughty Little Johnny

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Little Johnny started a new job on Friday. On Monday he called in and
Said, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."

He worked the rest of the week, but the following Monday he called in
Again and said, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."

The boss asked the foreman about him, and the foreman said, "He's great.
He does the work of two men. We need him."

So the boss called Little Johnny into his office, and said, "You seem to
Have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'd
Hate to fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with?
Drugs? Alcohol?"

Little Johnny said, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But my
Brother- in-law drinks every weekend, and then beats on my sister. So
Every Monday morning, I go over to make sure she's all right. She puts
Her head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the
Next thing you know, I'm fucking her."

The boss said, "You Fuck your sister, that's sick!?"

Little Johnny replies, "Hey, I told you I was sick."
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

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