You buy towels that will hide your hair-dye stains….that's just smart shopping. Texas
Damn, look how those legs go on up and make a man of themselves.
Minnesota
Wow! How did she know I needed a Kia Spectra with my 10 piece bucket of fried chicken? It must be my lucky day!
Florida
This is absolutely ridiculous. How stupid and reckless could someone possibly be? There really needs to be some sort of parenting test that you have to pass.
Florida
Honestly, what did the Love-A-Lot Care Bear do to meet such a horrible demise? You can tell by his hand prints he put up a fight though!
Colorado
Oh, those boots look like they're made for more than just walking when you pair them with those gold spandex….shazaam!
Texas
Pilgrims look completely different in 2009. I'm not sure if i like it.
Utah
You tryin' to get you a taste of this meat?
Maryland
Winter clothes checklist: hoody, obnoxious fur boots, booty thong….check, check, and check. Now to find something that goes with a tramp stamp and under-cheeks.
Utah
Excuse me ma'am, if you want to head back to automotive we can have that spare tire fixed up in a jiffy.
Virginia
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