Cuttin' Some Glass
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Ever wonder where the expression 'colder than a witch's tit' comes from?
Kentucky
November 27th, 2009
Ol' Dirty Burgers

You tryin' to get you a taste of this meat?
Maryland
November 27th, 2009
Westy Side

It's as if some weird oddly shaped mass is sucking those Westy pants right in without her knowing it. I just can't figure out what's doing it.
Georgia
November 27th, 2009
Isn't It Ironic…Don't You Think?

The completely ironic thing is that she is buying a mirror. I mean we applaud the effort, but it looks like you were captured before you could prevent yourself from showing up on our site!
Florida
November 28th, 2009
Buy One Get One

Oh, those boots look like they're made for more than just walking when you pair them with those gold spandex….shazaam!
Texas
November 30th, 2009
The Walmart Crib (Black Friday Edition)

This is absolutely ridiculous. How stupid and reckless could someone possibly be? There really needs to be some sort of parenting test that you have to pass.
Florida
December 1st, 2009
Funky Town

She still thinks it is 1968, and I'm still thinking about asking her to boogie on down with me!
California
November 30th, 2009
On The Catwalk

Damn, look how those legs go on up and make a man of themselves.
Minnesota
December 1st, 2009
The Carpet Matches The Drapes

You buy towels that will hide your hair-dye stains….that's just smart shopping.
Texas
November 25th, 2009
Avert Your Eyes

Hahahahaha. I'm laughing because you can't stop looking! You don't want to, but you just can't stop! Hahahahahah….gross.
Missouri
November 23rd, 2009
How Do You Fit All Of That In Dem Jeans?

Excuse me ma'am, if you want to head back to automotive we can have that spare tire fixed up in a jiffy.
Virginia
November 23rd, 2009
Muskrat Love

At first I thought her hair was creepy and weird. Then I thought "Well, where else would the muskrats live?"
Unknown
November 22nd, 2009
Some Of That Funky Stuff

Ain't nothin' but a G-string baaaaabay! Two butt cheeks shakin' like craaaaazay!
Michigan
November 20th, 2009
Side Show

Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might have the wish I wish tonight…Cover it.
Louisiana
November 13th, 2009
Target Practice

Hey Cletus, here's a Muppet News Flash…….dem bucks can't see you, so you don't have to hide.
Unknown
November 11th, 2009
Classy Lady

Wow, nothing says "I know how to make friends" like a shirt that incorporates computers AND farting!
Ohio
November 10th, 2009
Missing the Point

I guess a bathing suit cover isn't as self explanatory as I thought it was. Here is a hint, it is supposed to COVER!
Nebraska
November 5th, 2009
Trap Door

You know, I hate having to pull my pants down and my shirt up to take a sh*t too. I think you have just invented a genius new idea there big guy!
Florida
November 2nd, 2009
Hold Tight
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This isn't prison buddy, you don't have to hang on to her. Trust me, no one is thinking about stealing her from you.
Virginia
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