I have a full head of hair, but I want people to think that I'm bald. So I dyed the top of my head like a bad toupee. Perfect. Nailed it perfectly Is anyone else absolutely shocked that there would be wrestling outside of a Walmart? I guess the parking lot wasnt big enough for a NASCAR. event. How do you say Miss, your camel toe just spit on my shoes in Nerdy? It looks like a black hole sucking in everything around it Not at any time of day, any day, any week, any month, or any year, has this outfit ever been a good idea. I like skulls. I like wearing skulls. I like killing animals and gluing their skulls onto my hats. Ill probably never get laid.. Looks like someone needs a little sensitivity training. I didn't know Siegfried and Roy shopped Walmart! (Nice mullet in progress on the kid.) Gay look completed by the frilly pink socks. Those shorts could not get any tighter or shorter. I can see his sperm count dropping. I gotta stop dropping acid. "Can you make it look like a raccoon's on my head?" Nothing oozes class like this outfit. At least the suspenders seem to be holding. Id be licking my lips too if I was lucky enough to be that close to this guys junk. As a male, the first thing that comes to my mind is awesome. But believe it or not, some people might find this inappropriate attire for shopping online---let alone in public. Taking a break from the Big Top. (Must've come over with Sigfried and Roy.) Hot pink is not a slimming color, especially if it is cutting off circulation to the rest of your body. The blue shoes are a nice offset aren't they?. If you look closely, you can see what I hope is underwear crammed up in there. (Didn't want you to miss that.) Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate, application for adoption. Each sold separately. | 
0 comments:
Post a Comment